"I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist that I used to be..."

Wait for it, wait for it... Or just go to about the 2:20 mark.


Obama has a pretty solid delivery with these jokes, lol.

Obama and his Anger Translator Luther Celebrate!

That was GREAT! Especially, "but you couldn't get rid of a ni99a!", lol.

Did you guys know we have our first "colored" President?

If not, Lindsay BlowHan is here to inform you.

And just in case...

You don't believe it...

It looks like they edited the video on AccessHollywood though so it's kind of hard to hear her say it. Nevertheless, we all know she's high dumb enough to say something like that.

Untitled: How Does It Feel?

In the schools...



In the hood...



In the burbs...



January 20, 2009 is going to be CRRAAAAAAAAZY!