Anyway, if you
If you or I were in O.J.'s Bruno Maglis, we probably wouldn't release a book describing/postulating how we would have killed our significant other and his/her *friend* if we did in fact kill our significant other, even though we
But O.J. Simpson... He'd definitely do it.
I've got to say that Orenthal is pretty daggon incorrigible. It's obvious that this guy thinks he is above the law. Perhaps it's due to the fact that he
But back to the silliness that is Mr. Simpson. He met these guys at a wedding cocktail party! That's like meeting some guys at a funeral repast and asking them to go rob a liquor store. Dressed undoubtedly in suits or tuxedos, did they even look like they could pull this off? Way to recruit O.J.! And on top of taking the law into his own hands and getting a group of guys together to take back what is only allegedly his memorabilia,
Considering that he met these guys at a wedding cocktail party (I still can't get over that) and they were probably all hammered, can you imagine how that conversation went? I can...
O.J.: [Creepy as usual] Hey fellas, nice to meet you.
Random guys: [Not really wanting to talk to O.J.] Yeah, wassup O.J. We gotta run-
O.J.: Hold up fellas! It's me, "The Juice"...Hertz commmercials...Nordberg! Gimme a sec' to talk with ya.
Random guys: [Still creeped out but feeling pity for O.J.'s lonely azz] Uh, okay.
O.J.: I know we're all pretty drunk and I just did three lines of coke but how about you guys come help me out with a little reconnaissance mission? Or I'll kill ya! [Laughs...]
[Random guys look nervous...]
[Note that O.J. would have totally used reconnaissance improperly b/c he's slow like that.]
O.J.: Sike, I'm just joking guys. You know I didn't do it anyway, right?
[Awkward silence...]
O.J.: Whatever. Come on guys, help me out here! I've got some *connections* here in Vegas, we can all be winners. Come on baby! You know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Random guys: [Scared, but dumb and money-hungry] Okay O.J. but under one condition.
O.J.: What's that?
Random guys: No muck-ups like you did in those Naked Gun movies. You were pretty clumsy dude. Oh, and one other thing...Don't kill us!
O.J.: [With typical sadistically creeptastic O.J. facial expression, and crossed fingers] Sure!
So after these guys run their audio-taped "sting operation", O.J. gets questioned by the police and afterward he makes this statement jokingly to a reporter of the L.A. Times:
"I thought what happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas!"That right there pretty much sums up the recklessness that is O.J. Simpson.
Naturally, O.J. was arrested soon thereafter and charged with crimes "related to armed robbery" (and God knows what else at this point) and resides in jail in Vegas (with no bond/bail...Yet.) as I type this post. My question is, how do you arrest someone for charges related to a crime? What exactly does that mean?
Anyway, I figure the authorities will go ahead and try him for this/these *crime(s)* and throw in the murders of Nicole and Ronald again just for good measure. They gotta get this fool on something, right?
So in lieu of the fact that O.J. doesn't have money like he used to and will probably not have the "Dream Team" of lawyers he had during his murder trial, here's to "The Juice". This was probably a long time coming considering how O.J. was probably a marked man by the laws since he beat that murder (w)rap. Then on top of that he was smug and decided to release that stupid book. And on top of that, he tries to take the law into his own hands and pull some dumb -ish like this. O.J. you are making it more and more difficult for Black folks to take up for you unconditionally. You are messing it up for people like R. Kelly, that's for sure. You are pretty much on Clarence Thomas status, buddy!
With all that said, let's all bid farewell to Orenthal James Simpson. The great football player, the actor, the
I wonder how Plies feels about this.
2 comments:
You are exactly right. That's the first thing I thought. "The glove will probably fit this time." A lot of ppl already think he got away with murder the first time, so they are going to hit him hard this time. People will think "Justice is being served"
Yerp. I was reading a blogpost about this yesterday and the author was just saying how it felt good just to see O.J. being carried off in cuffs. That's how much people really want to see this guy behind bars (or just plain suffer).
While I think O-Jizzle is dumb for pulling a stunt like this, if he is in fact innocent (which they are making it seem may be a possibility), then let the man go.
If being dumb were a crime though, O-Jizzle would have been locked up a long time ago.
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