Post-Election Text Messages

By now all of you have gotten the same text messages I've gotten regarding the election results. I am going to be a dork and take the time to list my favorites. I'm sure this will be an ongoing list so feel free to contribute.

I will warn that some of these are not for the faint of heart or racially over-sensitive, LOL.

-They didn't want to give blacks 40 acres and a mule so dammit well take 50 states and a White House.

And for the next two I have to post this picture first. You'll see why, LOL.

-Make sure you carry plenty of water because there will be a lot of salty crackers out today

-Shave your genital area, today's the last day for Bush

It's about time to...

And my picture of the day....


Courtesy of TheCoolHunter. Shot out to K for sending me the link to that picture.

Don't Vote PSA

This PSA is totally overkill but Halle Berry (with her fine self) makes me want to vote, that's for sure.

Oh yeah, this just made me realize that Jonah Hill > Seth Rogen. Sorry Seth.

Politrix - You're better off renting if you want to vote in Michigan

Michigan Republicans aim to keep residents in foreclosure from voting.

Amazing! And not in a good way. Since when does being in foreclosure mean you cannot vote? Of course, many of those with homes in foreclosure will be minorities (who typically vote Democratic).

"Macomb County [Michigan] is in the top three-percent of counties in the U.S. hit hardest by the foreclosure crisis -- and African-Americans, as the primary victims of sub-prime lending practices, make up the majority of these cases. African-Americans also tend to vote democratic, which is why it's not surprising that the GOP would target these voters for suppression."

As the article states..."This is just the latest -- and most transparent -- in a long history of racially and politically motivated GOP attacks against Michigan voters, designed to suppress votes by disenfranchising individual voters and creating confusion and delays at the polls."

As you can see, the fockery has already started. I'm sure there's more bowlshyt like this to come. Reminds me of a Scarface track, "Smartz".

UPDATE: Looks like the Obama camp is suing.