Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

This show (The Big Bang Theory) is great, lol!

The ONLY Reason to Watch South Beach Tow

South Beach Tow has become one of my favorite TV shows as of late. There's really only one reason to watch South Beach Tow and that is Berniece. If you don't know Berniece, check her out below in a clip from the show.


The show comes on Tru TV. Honestly, the stuff that happens on this show is so outrageous that I'm starting to think it's all staged. Even if it is, it's still pretty hilarious.

CLASSIC Martin Episode - Varnell Hill

LOL at "probably as beautiful as an early autumn.... Pomegranate wine."

"Dont hvae a pool, got me... But we got a ten mile lake...Lake Varnell, catfish are DELICIOUS!" Martin couldn't even hold in the laughter on that one, lol.

Miscellaneous Randomness

"Plus she like the way I DIDDY-BOP"
Looks like the Biggie movie is gonna be mean & vicious. Watch Derek Luke get his Diddy on...

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If you watch a lot of TV you probably hate your life

I'm just paraphrasing this..."Unhappy People Watch TV, Happy People Socialize"

I guess that makes me half-happy and half-unhappy because I love me some CSI: Miami, The Unit, and Law & Order SVU

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Common sense, get some

This brochure was laying around the office and I found it quite hilarious considering I work for an institution of higher learning where it seems like 90% of the students don't have common sense and 95% don't have street sense.

Guess what's inside...

• Stay alert and tuned in to your surroundings
• Stick to well-lighted, well-traveled streets. Avoid alleys or wooded areas
• Don't flash large amounts of cash
• Try to use ATM machines in the daytime
• Have your car or house key in hand before you reach the door
• Avoid parking in isolated areas

All the book smarts in the world can't prepare you for urban living I see.

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Dumb Rappers Need Teaching


"...shot a man twice and felt so good about it, police said, a rapper wrote a song describing the shooting and calling out the victim by name."

DUDE!

I meant to post my favorite television commercials right now about 4 weeks ago when I saw the first one. But better late than never, right?


Funny part about this one is that I remember once when Woo and I were out and I ordered a Kir Royal, he basically had the same reaction. LOL. I know what you're wondering so let me go ahead and answer. I don't remember why I ordered that shyt.




And in keeping with the involuntary theme of the week...


Funny thing about this one is that as soon as I pressed play I was thinking: "I know they ain't gonna be saying 'dude' on this joint. I bet they say 'ni99er'". Low-and-behold, that's exactly what happened, LOL. I'm not sure whether I should be laughing at this or smh. I wonder how NaS would feel about this.