I got this in an email message from a friend of my sister...
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a
lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a deep
breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore,
takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel
department and asks to file a sexual harassment
grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling
you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies,
"It's Keith, the midget."
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
BEANTOWN...Here I come...
Headed to Beantown (Boston) today for a conference. The Society of Scholarly Publishing Annual Conference. This is a work-related conference that I went to last year in San Francisco and it was pretty cool. This year it's in Beantown so that means I'll have to accomplish a couple things before I come back...
1. Eat some New England Clam Chowder
2. See the SAUX (Red Sox) play baseball
3. Take a tour of the city (since I know jack-shyt about Boston)
4. Visit the New England Aquarium. Not really my thing, but why not?
Hopefully I can take some pictures and post em while I'm up there...We'll see how that goes.
1. Eat some New England Clam Chowder
2. See the SAUX (Red Sox) play baseball
3. Take a tour of the city (since I know jack-shyt about Boston)
4. Visit the New England Aquarium. Not really my thing, but why not?
Hopefully I can take some pictures and post em while I'm up there...We'll see how that goes.
Thursday, May 26, 2005
PHOTO: Last night, me and Common Sense had a talk...
Me, J and Common
We got out CDs signed, shook hands, showed Common a little love, and he was cool enough to take a flick wit ya boys! Go pick up that Common CD, "BE"...It's a CLASSIC!!!
We got out CDs signed, shook hands, showed Common a little love, and he was cool enough to take a flick wit ya boys! Go pick up that Common CD, "BE"...It's a CLASSIC!!!
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Lazy Afternoon
Getting pretty tired here at work. It's a gloomy day and that equals ennui and sleepyheadedness (I think I just created that word) for me. Tomorrow is JHU's commencement ceremony. I'll be taking the day off to see Sei and Chanty walk across that stage...CONGRATULATIONS YA'LL...BOUT TIME! LOL.
It's gonna be a good day tomorrow no matter the weather.
Once Friday rolls around it's time for Memorial Day Weekend. This year, that means relaxation and preparation for my Beantown trip beginning Tuesday. There's a chance I'll be heading to the beach on Saturday with T (nice), but we'll see what happens. It really depends on the weather. Anyway, it should be a nice 3 day weekend regardless.
It's gonna be a good day tomorrow no matter the weather.
Once Friday rolls around it's time for Memorial Day Weekend. This year, that means relaxation and preparation for my Beantown trip beginning Tuesday. There's a chance I'll be heading to the beach on Saturday with T (nice), but we'll see what happens. It really depends on the weather. Anyway, it should be a nice 3 day weekend regardless.
WE GOT A PROBLEM HOUSTON...You'll shoot/gouge your eye out...
Singer HOUSTON tried to commit suicide a while back...Now there's some flicks to go long with the story.
This ain't no laughing matter at all, but it is kinda funny since he didn't actually kill himself.
http://www.jprotege.com/RB-Gossip-News-HTML/houston_stabbed_eye_picture_photo.htm
This ain't no laughing matter at all, but it is kinda funny since he didn't actually kill himself.
http://www.jprotege.com/RB-Gossip-News-HTML/houston_stabbed_eye_picture_photo.htm
Monday, May 23, 2005
PHOTOS: Sunday afternoon BOAT RIDE: Clipper City
Sunday afternoon T and I went on a boat ride...The sailboat was the Clipper City. Nice old school boat that I found out via Kev ('preciate it homie). We went on a tour of the Baltimore Harbor from 4-6pm on this boat. T was a lil nervous at first because the boat is so "open" and they don't require that you put on a life vest. But once we got going, everything was alright. I have some pictures below for reference...CAPTIONS included...
I'll start off with the good stuff first
Damn, dude, you got a big 4-HEAD! Nice flick though
Nice smile T!!!!
Teia helping the crew...Who's that lady? "I don't know you mannnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"
Teia helping the crew again
This is T getting her Free drink for helping out the crew. She's so nice, she got the drink for me...Vodka and Pineapple anyone? It's CIROC!!!
Glamour SHOT!!! YESSSSS!!!!
This is the sailboat/yacht...The Clipper City
Baltimore Harbor shot
World Trade Center (Yes, there's one in Bmore too!) If any of you get a chance, check this view out from the Top
National Aquarium in Baltimore
Rusty Scupper Restaurant...My grandmother says they have some banging crab cakes. I haven't been there yet though.
Baltimore Harbor shot
Another Baltimore Harbor shot
Domino Sugar plant in Bmore...Word has it (shot out to T and her Fun Fact) that this is the largest neon sign in the world. Of course you can't see that now, but if this picture were taken at night, you'd really think it was TIGHT!
Fort McHenry
Fort McHenry is where the Star Spangled Banner (our National Anthem...You know, the one Whitney Houston ROCKED at the Superbowl like a decade ago...The DRUG-FREE Whitney that is..Pre-Bobby) was written. T reminded me that it was Francis Scott Key (not Andrew Jackson like my dumb-a$$ thought) who wrote the Star Spangled Banner during the middle of a battle. How historical?
I must admit that there's a lot of history in Baltimore and definitely a lot more interesting stuff than I would ever have thought was in the city. Does that make me like the city anymore? Nah, not really! But it makes it much more bearable. Shot out to T for being my fine-a$$ Bmore ambassador.
I'll start off with the good stuff first
Damn, dude, you got a big 4-HEAD! Nice flick though
Nice smile T!!!!
Teia helping the crew...Who's that lady? "I don't know you mannnnnnnnnnnn!!!!"
Teia helping the crew again
This is T getting her Free drink for helping out the crew. She's so nice, she got the drink for me...Vodka and Pineapple anyone? It's CIROC!!!
Glamour SHOT!!! YESSSSS!!!!
This is the sailboat/yacht...The Clipper City
Baltimore Harbor shot
World Trade Center (Yes, there's one in Bmore too!) If any of you get a chance, check this view out from the Top
National Aquarium in Baltimore
Rusty Scupper Restaurant...My grandmother says they have some banging crab cakes. I haven't been there yet though.
Baltimore Harbor shot
Another Baltimore Harbor shot
Domino Sugar plant in Bmore...Word has it (shot out to T and her Fun Fact) that this is the largest neon sign in the world. Of course you can't see that now, but if this picture were taken at night, you'd really think it was TIGHT!
Fort McHenry
Fort McHenry is where the Star Spangled Banner (our National Anthem...You know, the one Whitney Houston ROCKED at the Superbowl like a decade ago...The DRUG-FREE Whitney that is..Pre-Bobby) was written. T reminded me that it was Francis Scott Key (not Andrew Jackson like my dumb-a$$ thought) who wrote the Star Spangled Banner during the middle of a battle. How historical?
I must admit that there's a lot of history in Baltimore and definitely a lot more interesting stuff than I would ever have thought was in the city. Does that make me like the city anymore? Nah, not really! But it makes it much more bearable. Shot out to T for being my fine-a$$ Bmore ambassador.
Daggon Shame...
I guess 50 needs to start bullet-proofing his boy's cars too...
http://www.sohh.com/thewire/read.php?contentID=7108
http://www.sohh.com/thewire/read.php?contentID=7108
CRAB FEAST!!!
Wassup people...I'm gonna use this blog entry to do a lil promoting for my girl! Teia's organization, Order of the Eastern Star, is having an all-you-can-eat CRAB FEAST at Martin's West here in Bmore. The cost of this crab feast is $45.00.
Before you get your draws/panties in a ruffle, I would like you to know, that there will be other food there for you to eat (buffet style of course) including, chicken, fish, beef sirloin, etc. Also, there will be a cash bar, free beer, a DJ spinning "Grown Folks Music", and a TON of people there eating, dancing, and having a good time.
Please come out and support and EAT, DRINK, and BE MERRY!
If you are interested, you can email me at mcarroll4716@yahoo.com.
If you are interested, you can email me at mcarroll4716@yahoo.com.
If you are interested, you can email me at mcarroll4716@yahoo.com.
For more information on the crab feast, click here (Word document).
Before you get your draws/panties in a ruffle, I would like you to know, that there will be other food there for you to eat (buffet style of course) including, chicken, fish, beef sirloin, etc. Also, there will be a cash bar, free beer, a DJ spinning "Grown Folks Music", and a TON of people there eating, dancing, and having a good time.
Please come out and support and EAT, DRINK, and BE MERRY!
If you are interested, you can email me at mcarroll4716@yahoo.com.
If you are interested, you can email me at mcarroll4716@yahoo.com.
If you are interested, you can email me at mcarroll4716@yahoo.com.
For more information on the crab feast, click here (Word document).
Housewarming...
After a night of painting, I went to sleep to wake up and head to PG for a noon meeting. Got a lil venture in the making that might turn into something HUGE. Shot out to my forum fellas!!!
After the meeting we went to hoop. I got my a$$ embarassed by Dane-Daddy on the court. Damn BONE! Shot out to Dane-Daddy! I'm on get-back though...But overall, it was the Hiwoo and Laf show. Kinda like Kobe and Antawn Jamison playing one-on-one. No bullshyt!
After getting embarassed on the court, I return to Bmore to get ready for T's housewarming/get-together/GAME NIGHT! I make it to her spot around 8:30pm ready to get my game on. She had food, alcohol (daiquiris, vodka, etc), and the games ready. It turned out to be a really nice get-together. She had a lot of her friends show up and some of their friends. For the most part, everybody was cool and had a good time. Shot out to BHill for coming through and showing my girl some love!
T, you know you have a good party when the COPS come knocking on your door! That means the party was a success! Not to mention the 3 calls you got the next day from people saying they had a good time. Even that 10 am call from the person I will refer to from now on as "The Suspect".
"You being investigated homie...And I would hate to give you that Rodney King beatdown after I catch up with you! Please slow down your Hyundai because you can't outrun the Lincoln even if you tried!"
After the meeting we went to hoop. I got my a$$ embarassed by Dane-Daddy on the court. Damn BONE! Shot out to Dane-Daddy! I'm on get-back though...But overall, it was the Hiwoo and Laf show. Kinda like Kobe and Antawn Jamison playing one-on-one. No bullshyt!
After getting embarassed on the court, I return to Bmore to get ready for T's housewarming/get-together/GAME NIGHT! I make it to her spot around 8:30pm ready to get my game on. She had food, alcohol (daiquiris, vodka, etc), and the games ready. It turned out to be a really nice get-together. She had a lot of her friends show up and some of their friends. For the most part, everybody was cool and had a good time. Shot out to BHill for coming through and showing my girl some love!
T, you know you have a good party when the COPS come knocking on your door! That means the party was a success! Not to mention the 3 calls you got the next day from people saying they had a good time. Even that 10 am call from the person I will refer to from now on as "The Suspect".
"You being investigated homie...And I would hate to give you that Rodney King beatdown after I catch up with you! Please slow down your Hyundai because you can't outrun the Lincoln even if you tried!"
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