I got this in an email message from a friend of my sister...
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a
lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a deep
breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore,
takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel
department and asks to file a sexual harassment
grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling
you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies,
"It's Keith, the midget."