Hit the liquor store...

...not that I'm drinking or anything.

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What do u do before goin into...

Aunt Minnie's house? ....

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We shall go to Queens!

Farmers Blvd and Baisley Blvd. Queens son.

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Why can't black people be on time?

Because they want me to have this look on my face.

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Floatin' like I'm on the north....

95 Interstate.

I call this "Travel Mix". In other words breakfast. 4am stop at 7-11.

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Imma G! Imma G!

Happy 1,000th post to ME!

Would you believe I started this blog back in May of 2005. That seems like it was so long ago now. Thanks to all of you that take the time to read this reckless banter of mine. See you at 2,000!

Now back to my regular bloggin' ways. Guess where I'm gonna be all weekend? New York! New York! JAC waddup?!?!

I'm gonna try to do some mobile bloggin' while I'm there so please bear with your boy!

I <3 the Internet

I've been searching for about 3 weeks now for a way to fix my ipod nano. I wasn't sure what happened to it but iTunes just stopped recognizing it. I was upset about it but I didn't really care all that much because it still played the music that was on there and I had a few nice playlists. But in the back of my mind I couldn't help but fear what might happen if I didn't have any NEW music for the vacation I'm going on at the end of the month. It's one thing to have a few playlists you've been listening to for a couple months, but when I go on vacation I like to create a playlist specifically for that trip and put in on my ipod.

So after search the google for ways to do a hard reset and then thinking to myself: "I know somebody has to have put the solution up on youtube! I'm not the only person who has had this problem, I'm sure." I went on youtube and did a search for "hard reset ipod" and as nature would have it, I found the video below and now I have a restored, working ipod.


Thank you InterWeb and thank you daxmaximum.

P.S. - My next post is # 1,000!!!

Hometown Hip-Hop

I don't really rock with the Nike boots like that but I gotta show Wale some love. Especially since he shouted out Capitol Heights in this track.

Don't touch right there girl, you gon' make my gun go off!

A few thoughts on the upcoming Plax-Gate that's going to happen...

1. How did this guy shoot himself? There's gotta be more to it than him mistakenly shooting himself in the leg (Cheddar Bob azz...). I have a theory.
2. Why doesn't he have security that has the gun(s) rather than himself?
3. Why does dude have an illegal gun when he can just register and buy a legal one? It's not like he doesn't have the money, right?
4. Why did Antonio Pierce (allegedly) take the gun back with him to (presumably) his home in New Jersey?
5. How much of the book do you think Commissioner Goodell is going to hit him with?

My theory: Plaxico was an idiot (this is undoubtedly true). He went to the club with an illegal gun (see, he's an idiot) and then someone must have approached him and made him think they were a threat. Then he (idiot) panics and reaches for the gun and shoots himself in the leg trying to pull the gun out. Again, this all hinges on the fact that he's a complete idiot. Now from there, it really doesn't matter what happened because there's an always a negative effect when the cause is idiocy.

The only guys that shoot themselves by mistake are the ones that are scared and panic. I understand why some of these guys feel the need to own guns. But in the home is one thing and out with you to a Manhattan nightclub is another. Did he hear Diddy/Shyne was going to be there? I don't get it. Can't he afford to have security? So what if no rich athlete wants to admit that he could use some extra security. Let's be smarter fellas, seriously. Aside from owning an illegal gun à la TIPPORD, you take it to a club! Stupid. It's no dumb assumption to make that people are probably out to "get you" in some way, but there are more intelligent and legal ways to go about protecting yourself. A 31-year old man with millions of dollars, a wife (I think), and children should know better. I understand the pride involved and guys feeling like they can take care of themselves but even if you're going to carry things that way, you need to be smarter about maintaining your d@mn gangster.

Best Pic of Beyonce EVER???

You thought I was going to post one of the crotch shots, didn't you?


This pic gets my vote for the best Beyonce picture of all times. I know you're going to wonder why but if you really think about it guys/gals, it's pretty simple.

• She does not appear to have a sheitload of make-up on.
• She looks to be expressing herself just like a normal person would (hence the smile) and not a programmed robot controlled by Daddy-Knowles (why do I always think of Ike Turner when I think of Beyonce's daddy?).
• She has on regular business (casual?) attire which I am a complete sucker for on a woman. I don't know if this is House of Dereon (which I doubt because there are no sequins) or not but I likes this outfit.
• She is showing some personality.

In a nutshell, sometimes the most beautiful moments for women are when they are just plain ole natural. Not in a ball gown. Not in an inch-think layer of makeup. Not in heels. Not in that cocktail dress. Not in lingerie. Aside from being nude (ha), the most beautiful moment for a woman can be when she's doing something she naturally does every day of her life like the way she brushes her teeth, a funny expression she makes, the way her posture is when she stands, or the way she smiles at you. The above picture just seems like a natural moment for Beyonce (who I almost always associate with being a programmed robot for some reason) and I think it's beautiful. I guess this is why Hov put a ring on it.