Happy Holidays from Baltimore!

Happy Christmas and Merry New Year!!!

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Holiday Flicks

This past weekend my family got together at my place (for the first time in a while) for family pictures. A co-worker of one of my very good friends happens to be a photographer (I recommend her if you are looking for a photographer for a family event or just a set of portraits) and I decided to request her services for a photo shoot of my family during the holidays. Naturally, my mother was 100% on-board with the idea.

So Sunday afternoon my dining room was turned into a photo studio and we took probably 150+ family pictures. We don't have the proofs yet but I did take a few with my camera phone that are shown below.







The best picture of the weekend however may have been the picture that my mother brought me from home. The picture below is from my step-brother's wedding day. My step-brother Manny is in the middle of this pic and my brother Marcus (whom a lot of you have met) is on the left. This picture is definitely on the list as one of my favorite family pictures. Funny thing is that my step-brother Manny probably looks younger than Marcus and me and he's the oldest. LOL.

A fusion of footwear

What do you get when you cross an Air Force 1 with the Jordan 6's???


Spotted @ Yeezy's.

Skwirl Brand Beer

My co-worker brews his own beer. Yes that says "SKWIRL". The last batch of beer he gave me was great but it did gimme the runs lol

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Counting down the days...

Until the next cruise!

15 days and counting until this again...

Virginity, FOR SALE!!!

For only $14!

I have no words... Artificial Virginity Hymen.

All I Want For Christmas is...

The Blackberry Storm



I haven't gotten it yet but I'll have it in my possession by February of next year. Per LC's advice - and the fact that I am about to drop a grip on my vacation in a couple weeks - I am waiting on all the problems with the first issue to be discovered and then I'll buy the updated version (or just buy it and get the software update, LOL).

iPod Classic



This is a necessity for any music fiend such as myself. I've already got like 80Gbs of music. Wait until I start getting video files.

1 Terabyte NAS



Yes, terabyte. Why go for the 100Gb, 500Gb, or 750Gb external hard drive when you can go for the 1 terabyte network attached drive that you can access from anywhere, anytime? Ah, the joys of technology.

Rocawear 9IX cologne



I rubbed the magazine sample all over myself and fell in love (have fun with that one). I refuse to wear Diddy or Usher's colognes just off general principle. But I do recognize that women seem to enjoy the Diddy cologne. Dahwell!

Chanel Allure cologne



My favorite cologne of all the times.

Burberry Touch cologne



Touch, along with Jean Paul and Issey Miyake are the staples of any guy's cologne collection (well at least most guys I know). It never lets me down so I never stop buying it.

Ermenegildo Zegna cologne



One of my secret colognes. Fellas, consider this a give-away.

Mosaic Kit



If you've been by my place lately, you know I have a collection of 40+ bottles in my basement that are going to be smashed (literally) and turned into a couple of "artsy" mosaics for hanging around my house. Fellas, consider this an artistic give-away.

Edge Trimmer



Plain-and-simple, I have a very small front yard so I use an edge trimmer to cut my grass and not a bad-azz kid from my neighborhood lawn mower. But, I broke the last one I had the last time I cut my grass so I need a replacement.

Intake manifold gaskets for my car



This is the most important thing I need at the moment. My d@mn car is on the outs and I need these gaskets in order to get it fixed. As most of you probably know, the problem with car fixes oftentimes is not the price of the parts but the cost of the labor. Well, picture this...

Intake manifold gaskets (upper and lower) - Roughly $20 each

Cost to take apart the engine, replace the old gaskets, and put the engine back together - ASTRO-FOCKING-NOMICAL!

Price of knowing better than to buy an American car - PRICELESS!

Christian Dior Black Tie Sunglasses



My man Laf keeps trying to get me to step up my sunglasses game but I just haven't done it. This would be a step in the right direction.

Gucci 1561 Sunglasses



Step 2. LOL.

I'm sure it's a shock to many of you (shot out to Laf) that there are no shoes on the list.

Santa, this is it!!! And for the record, I've been naughty AND nice.

Girl you got a 10-piece please don't be stin-jayyyyyy!

LMAO! This is hands-down the funniest commercial on television right now!

Every time I see the commercial below when the dude singing hits that line I completely LOSE IT!


He woke up and his girl had "creeped" to McDonald's...LOL.

Dude is outside in the rain singing about McNuggets, LOL.

He wants her to share her "love" (McDonald's Nuggets???) with him...Ah ha ha hahaaaaaaa!!!!

Then she "dip-dip-dip-dip...It just ain't fair" (I really start losing it at this point, LOL).

Then he grabs for the nuggets like he been starving for a couple days....LOL!

I can't take it!!!

McDonald's marketing plan for Black people = Shiddy R&B jingles

Shot out to AB who helped me remember that I wanted to do a post about this, LOL.

Watch out now!!!

Bush is pretty nimble isn't he? Shifty you might say. LOL

The "Birth-gasm": What a crock of you-know-what...

Hey ladies, did you ever imagine that you would be able to have an orgasm during childbirth? Maybe you did but I sure didn't.

I wouldn't get my hopes up too much though because I'd bet this is a crock of patootie. Most women are so doped up on medication during the natural childbirth process that they probably couldn't feel it if you hit them with a baseball bat on their forehead (as if I know, I don't have any kids). On top of that, the fear of something going wrong or something being wrong with the baby combined with the concentration it takes to push one of those little monsters out might just keep you from being able to concentrate on the potential "birth-gasm". And I'm not a scientist but I would imagine that for most women, a big azz football-sized head coming out of your vagina feels a bit different than a penis going in (as if I know, I don't a vagina). There's probably a difference between getting your "spot" hit verses having it obliterated.

Take some time and read the article for yourself. Ladies, I know you're going to be wishful thinkers on this and if you've already had a child an not experienced this you might even feel like you missed out on something. But something tells me the blood, sweet, and tears of childbirth might make it hard for you to get your climax on. But, maybe it's just me.