Okay I need a moment of silence while I process what the hell I just saw...
Before either one of them said anything, I was like dude on the left, is something wrong with him? Okay, now to the battle, the first guy (Envy I think was his name) he was garbage. He started out great, when he was just saying, "Oh, okay." In fact, he sounded like Fabolous, but once he began rapping, it was off beat and he wasn't talking about anything, although telling his opponent he needs to stick to being cripple...harsh!
The superstar Eli, what can I say? I have never seen "someone like him" in a rap battle, this is a first. When he messed up the first time, I was like the grandmother at the church fashion show, I was like you can do it. By the second slip-up, I couldn't hold back the laughter. Then he finally brought it, and he wasn't half bad. In fact, he roasted the shyt out of his opponent, which, coming from him made it even funnier.
Mike, you're not going to hell, just maybe about five minutes in pergatory or something like that with an occasional visit from me because dammit, it was funny!
The first slip-up was the joint that forced me to laugh. I was trying hard not to, but then once he gave you the Shaq face right after he paused, I was rolling. I couldn't help it.
In the words of my man Laf who sent me this video, "Eli got robbed"
Is this a high school class production? Why are they cursing?
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Okay I need a moment of silence while I process what the hell I just saw...
Before either one of them said anything, I was like dude on the left, is something wrong with him? Okay, now to the battle, the first guy (Envy I think was his name) he was garbage. He started out great, when he was just saying, "Oh, okay." In fact, he sounded like Fabolous, but once he began rapping, it was off beat and he wasn't talking about anything, although telling his opponent he needs to stick to being cripple...harsh!
The superstar Eli, what can I say? I have never seen "someone like him" in a rap battle, this is a first. When he messed up the first time, I was like the grandmother at the church fashion show, I was like you can do it. By the second slip-up, I couldn't hold back the laughter. Then he finally brought it, and he wasn't half bad. In fact, he roasted the shyt out of his opponent, which, coming from him made it even funnier.
Mike, you're not going to hell, just maybe about five minutes in pergatory or something like that with an occasional visit from me because dammit, it was funny!
Am I the only one that notices how the host is all over the shoulders and chest of the 2nd judge...WTF!!! Eli should have roasted them bamas. LOL!
The first slip-up was the joint that forced me to laugh. I was trying hard not to, but then once he gave you the Shaq face right after he paused, I was rolling. I couldn't help it.
In the words of my man Laf who sent me this video, "Eli got robbed"
Is this a high school class production? Why are they cursing?
i couldn't even watch the whole thing...HAM
This video is so friggin' classic though!
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