My fridge doesn't even have half of this stuff in it
This is classic. Should I feel inadequate because my fridge STAYS empty, I don't have any video games (other than the original playstation system I NEVER play), and I have like 3 bottled waters a whole bunch of condiments and left-over spaghetti in my fridge? ... Neeeehhhhhhhhhhhhh! Or maybe I just want you to think that I don't really care. I'm not sure yet, LOL.