THANK YOU B.O.B. and 2 Chainz!!!!

For doing a completely irrelevant video treatment for your "Headband" video that is also amazingly sexually gratuitous in "'Flashdance'-meets-super-soft internet-porn" sort of way. Apparently these chicks or at least some of them are pornstars which means Bobby Ray and Tity Boi should lose a couple sexual gratuity points for. Let's be real here, if they get paid to have sex (while being filmed) for a living then this video they should just do for free, right? Or at least for a discount. Not that there's anything wrong with getting paid to be a professional whoo-er actress or anything. I'm sure this is what every set of parents wants for their chillun. Anyway, I ran across this yesterday going through my Feedly feeds and the first thing I saw in the video preview/still was two women bent over in thongs and well, something compelled me to watch. And clearly, it only got better from that point. Aside from not calling my boss's boss a d*ck to a 30th different co-worker, I think it's the best decision I made yesterday.

This can't be the official video, can it? Oh yeah, this is probably NOT SAFE FOR YO'JOB, unless you work for Brazzers or West Coast Productions (ha!).


Funny how there are words on the screen yet I am not paying any attention to them whatsoever. Now that I think about it, I haven't even really paid attention to the song at all (I guess that's the point). Let me go back and listen to B.o.B. spit some lyrics and 2 Chainz set the bar for mediocre hood verses even lower.

RGIII did jumping jacks... Ummm, so. More importantly, why does he have those big ass jeans on?

I'm just saying.



For real though, why did he have on those gigantic "Hammer" jeans and semi have his jersey tucked in and top it all off with those semi-jumping jacks, lol? Love you RGIII but you might need a stylist bro, lol.

Images of the Week

RIGHT!!!



LOL



No comment.

NEW (to me) MUSIC! Royals - Lorde

Give this joint a Drake (not Aubrey) verse and it hits the Billboard top 10 in a couple weeks. Bet that. Seriously though, circa Comeback Season and So Far Gone this is pretty much right up the Drake re-make/add-a-verse alley.



I caught this joint in a Thrillist ad for Gourmet sneakers (this ad is dope too but NOT SAFE FOR WORK). Ok, it might not be all that to you but I kind of like women that rock sneakers here-and-there and do it well. And of course, I like scantily clad women (with or without sneaks), lol.

My Latest Pair(s)...

It's been a minute. I had to get some new and relatively cheap oxfords and a nice pair of casual shoes that can be worn with a bunch of different colored shirts and this is what I settled on.

Kenneth Cole Men's Even The Score Lace-Up



Kenneth Cole Men's First Sight Lace-Up



Lacoste Misano 11

Throwback! Jeffrey Osbourne - You Should Be Mine

"Can you woo-woo-woo!!!!"

A mediocre video treatment for one of my favorite songs on "God Forgives, I Don't"

This video treatment is weak. Or maybe I enjoy this song a lot so I was hoping for more. But even putting the fact that I like the song aside, having half-naked/body-painted women, wild animals for a psuedo tough guy affect, and Ross's breastessess out do NOT make for a good video treatment. Not to mention the increasingly invasive Ciroc and MMG-related ads in all Ross's web-released videos, smh.

Last-Minute NBA Playoff Round 1 Predictions

Celtics over the Knicks in 7 games. Do not underestimate how the tragedy might help bring Boston as a city together and the Celtics as a team together. And I already had the Celtics winning this series prior to the tragedy but now that they have just that much more to play for, I don't think they're going to go out in the first round. It won't be easy, but they'll pull this series out in 7 games. Not to mention if the Celtics can play consistent defense and get the Knicks to start shooting bad, it'll be 6 games instead of 7, lol.

Chicago over Brooklyn in 6 games. Neither of these teams are very noteworthy but Chicago is a tougher, grittier team with more heart.

Indiana over Atlanta in 5 games. Atlanta is not tough enough or consistent enough to beat Indiana. Not that Indiana is that much better than the Hawks but they're defense and solid big man and swing man play will make this a relatively quick series.

Miami over the Bucks in 5 games. This should be a sweep but I think that Miami has a tendency to play down to their competition (ie - those close games during the 27 game winning streak) and I think the Bucks can steal one.

Golden State over Denver 7 games. This one was really a toss-up for me but I think with Galinari being out, the Warriors have a great chance. This is going to easily be the most exciting series - in terms of points scored - in the first round.

Clippers over Memphis in 6 games. The Grizzlies can slow down the Clippers for a couple games but even when they do, Chris Paul is the best floor general in the game. I am very interested in seeing how rough Z-Bo plays Griffin though.

Lakers over Spurs in 7 games. This is a great match-up for the Lakers. If Steve Blake and Jody Whatley Meeks show up every game, the Lakers have a really good chance to win. The Spurs do not have big men that can stop both Pau and Dwight if they're both aggressive. And from what I hear, Manu may be out and if that's the case, it could get very ugly for the Spurs. I tihnk that Tony Parker will play better than he has been but I don't think that he and Tim Duncan can do it by themselves. I just have a gut feeling the Lakers are going to pull this one off.

Oklahoma City over Houston in 4 games. Unlike the Heat, the Thunder will sweep The "Asian Beards".

Images of the Week

Two things wrong here: 1) That quote. 2) This stomach. I assume he'll have some time to work off that weight in the pokey.



LOL, but not really (North Korea & Iran anyone?).



Say word.



SMH



Yeah buddy!



This is where the two idiots that terrorized the Boston Marathon were from...



Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa boy!

This is one of those really premature "I'm excited about my team way before the season starts" football posts

Now that the NFL schedules for next season has been released. Let me do what the NFL wants me to do what every real NFL fan is going to at least think. I'm going to go through the schedule and predict what I think my favorite will do next season. My disclaimer here is that this assumes RGIII will be back for week 1. And I'm tired of hearing about how he's recovering super quick and all that, just let that man stay out of the media spotlight, get better, and come back strong. Anyway, here goes nothing...

Week 1: At home against the Eagles.... LOSS! Yep, LOSS! I am scared as crap of Chip Kelly's offense with Vick, Jackson, McCoy, and Maclin. Much like the offense the Skins ran all season last year, I don't think anyone's going to be fully prepared for the Eagles until about halfway through the season. That's not saying they're going to go 8-0 but it is saying that if you don't have guys that can consistently tackle people in open space (I submit, DeAngelo Hall, Reed Doughty, and Josh Wilson), you're probably effed unless your team can run up the score or get Vick out of the game so Chip Kelly has to adjust his calls based on a not-so-mobile QB. I joked about how the Redskins need to start studying Oregon tapes now but that isn't really a joke. So yea, a season opening loss at home on Monday Night Football sounds horrible but I actually think it can help temper expectations and humble the squad early in the season so they dig in the rest of the way.

Week 2: at Green Bay.... Well, isn't this just a doozy! From Chip Kelly's offense to the ridiculously surgical Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay. LOSS!

Week 3: At home against Detroit... WIN. This will be a high scoring affair.

Week 4: At Oakland... If we lose to Oakland... Nah, we not losing to no faulking Oakland, screw that!

Week 5: BYE... That's a win in my book, lol. Kind of early in the season for a bye though. That may actually be a bad thing.

Week 6: At Dallas... WIN. DUCK FALLAS! Damn CowGirls.

Week 7: At home against Chicago... WIN! Chicago is going to really be mad that they got rid of Lovie. I don't think that defense will be the same.

Week 8: At Denver... This has the potential to be an amazing game. I actually feel like this is a toss-up but since we'll be in Denver I'm going with a LOSS on this one.

Week 9: At home verses San Diego... WIN. No commentary required.

Week 10: At Minnesota... WIN. AP will have 500 yards in this game but they'll still lose because Christian Ponder is Christian Ponder.

Week 11: At Philly... WIN. Week 11 means half of the season has passed (lol) and the Skins have seen that offense in-person once already. I expect us to be prepared for a WIN.

Week 12: At home against the 49ers... LOSS. I hate to say it because I know Lance is somewhere smiling but I don't see a win happening against that defense.

Week 13: At home against the G-Men... WIN. The Giants are going to be average or stink this year, watch.

Week 14: At home against the Chiefs... This is going to be a WIN but not as easy as people might think considering their new coach Andy Reid knows the Redskins well.

Week 15: At Atlanta... I'm going to this and it is going to be a WIN. Simply because Roddy White shytted on us (sort of) on ESPN First Take last week. And of course I'm going because the strip clubs in Atlanta are going to be off the chain after this game!

Week 16: At home against the CowGirls... WIN. Sweepin' them CowGirls!

Week 17: At the Giants... LOSS. Even though I don't think they'll do that well this year, I got them beating us one out of two times.

That would put the Redskins at 11-5 (that sounds kind of ambitious now that I think about it) with a QB fresh off a destroyed knee and a defense that can't stop a 6 year old from throwing for 300 yards. I'll come back around to this and do an updated season prediction around Week 1. But for now, I'll stick with this. HTTR!!!

Seventh Woods: There's NO REASON for a 14 year old to be this good at basketball, lol

Somebody check slim's ID! This kid is hoopin'!

Throwback! Kool G. Rap - On The Run

Had to dig way in the "crates" for this one. It's another classic. Kool G Rap doesn't really get mentioned a lot nowadays but he was one of the best rappers back in the day. In hindsight, this was probably the first rap song I ever heard where the artist talked about killing someone. Of course, it was all a part of the story he was telling but it still jumped out at me when listening to the song since I had to be about 12 back then and I'm pretty sure my stepfather would not have let me listen to this if he knew I was, lol.

Throwback! Pharcyde - Passin' Me By

CLAAAAAAAAAASSIC!!!!

Throwback! Redman - Can't Wait

Not sure if ya'll remember Redman when he first came out, but this is from back when Redman was definitely one of the best lyricists in hip-hop. When Nas started saying hip-hop was dead this is the hip-hop he was talking about.

DJ Khaled feat Drake, Rick Ross, and Lil Wayne - No New Friends

First and foremost, I LIKE THIS SONG. But, there are a few things that I found interesting.

1. They are in the club screaming no new friends. What guys do you know that would do that?
2. None of them really stick completely to the theme of the song on their verses, but I guess this is nothing new in hip-hop today.
3. I missed the entire point of Wayne's verse except he's been Ca$h Money from day one.

Throwback! Gerald Levert - Casanova

Classic!

Images of the Week

I wouldn't go so far as to call the Nicki picture sh&t but still, she is heading into Lil Kim territory.



Right...



"Not that there's anything wrong with that."



THIS!!!!



LLS.



HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



Lol, true.



Every woman should have this one ready for deployment.

Reporter asks the White House Press Secretary about Jay-Z's "Open Letter"

This is hilarious!!!

Images of the Week!!

Pretty much.



LOL, this ain't right.



This is ghetto as hell but because I like Jolly Ranchers I think I can get with it.



RIGHT!



Very well put.



SMH.



Somebody said this is Magic Johnson's son. This is an interesting get-up he has on.

Throwback!!! En Vogue - Don't Let Go

It's turning into Throwback Week around here.


Back before I really knew what a "bad chick" was, these were some bad chicks, lol!!!

Throwback!!! Lucy Pearl - Dance Tonight

This was my joint when it first dropped.

Throwback!!! Well, not that far back but still. Lenny Kravitz - It Ain't Over Till It's Over

Is this a Lenny Kravitz original? I feel like it's not but I'm not sure and I'm too lazy to do the Googling. I am gonna guess that it was originally Smokey Robinson's since I swear I hear him when I hear the song.