And Plax says..."Take me to a hospital!"

A mental hospital perhaps. Read what happened (I was wrong but it's arguably an even dumber situation than I thought)...

"Around 1:50 a.m., as Burress fumbled with the glass in his hand, the .40-caliber Glock slipped down his leg, and as he grabbed at it, he accidentally pulled the trigger and shot himself in the thigh. Witnesses reported hearing a 'pop' as his legs started to quiver and the pistol dropped from his pant leg to the floor...Despite the gunfire and blood, no one at the club called police. In fact, investigators say, no one reported the incident at all. Not the players, nor the hospital where he was treated, even though the law states gunshot wounds must be reported." (Source: Yahoo! sports)

I repeat, Plaxi-gate.