Thursday, November 9, 2006

Cocaine Crack is a HELLUVA Drug

"It's like the drunk uncle in your family/
You know he lame, you feel ashamed but you still love him the same/"


-- Jay-Z
You guys don't know how badly I wish I had video of this. Man, man, man! Laughs for days...




Peep the girl in the pink top...


Str8 CRACKHEAD style...

"No this nikka DID NOT!!!"

Yeah, he did...And he wants to know if you're feeling that shyt too!

Introducing the Crack-LEG!








Look at the bouncer's face though...LMMFAO!








This is more proof that a picture really is worth a thousand words. Between this guy and Bobby Brown, I don't know who is sucking the most glass dwyck! Imma give it to K-Ci though because this is one helluva performance, even via still images. This guy manages to do a complete Chappelle episode in one performance. Now that's TALENT!

What's funny about these pictures (aside from the crack-ish performance by K-Ci) is the people in the crowd and the looks on their faces. It appears to me that embarrassment, indifference, and shamefulness encapsulates the general feeling(s) of this crowd. And why does the crowd seem so YOUNG? I mean a jersey dress? In a club? WTF?

This is shamefully funny though! I can't help but laugh. Doesn't it remind you of the Martin episode where he lunched out on some "K-CI! Jo-Jo!..." type -ish?

7 comments:

Daneger said...

Man this joint is hilarious!!! LMMFAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Man, you can't tell me this doesn't seem like a caricature of a dramatization...It's almost surreal to look at these flicks and think to yourself, "he actually did this shyt...in real life!"

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

this isn't even funny. it's downright sad. i feel SOOOO bad for him. =(

Anonymous said...

JAC, you are 100% correct! It's sad. But I have to disagree in that I think this is QUITE hilarious! Now if he was hurting someone in the process (other than himself), it wouldn't be funny. But he's just making himself look stupid. What's really funny about it is that he obviously still thinks he's as "cool" or popular as he was back in the day.

I'm telling you, this guy and B. Brown are smoking from the same pipe!

He's a grown azz man who knows better...Should we really feel sorry for him?

Daneger said...

Bone to answer your last question.....HELL TO THE NAH!!! LMAO! I just don't feal sorry for him for some reason.

T.a.c.D said...

This is the funniest thang I have read in a minute...I have been dying laughing at stuff all day and this right here...icing on the cake...he is a grown man, that should know better...period...he better get it right CRACK IS WACK...and get his life together...HELLO

Anonymous said...

Lets just all be glad that he didn't completely do to Mary what Bobby did to Whitney. At least she got away from this crack-aholic before he tore both of them down to shreds.

No More Drama!