Please, please, please visit http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
Some of the stuff there is CLASSIC! For example...
(818): On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?Shot out to AB for his post that led me to the site.
(845): forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
(704): How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom