Thursday, April 5, 2007

WebNerd ALERT: Google knows everything about you!

"Google, improving the lives of stalkers worldwide!"
Your phone number...

Where you live...

How to get there...

Try this:
  1. Go to www.google.com
  2. Enter your phone number like this: XXX-XXX-XXXX
  3. Click the "Google Search" button
If you're lucky, this won't produce any results. If you're not lucky, you'll get your name, address, phone number, and a handy-dandy map of where your house is located via GoogleMaps. And Im sure there's a way you can take a look at a still photograph of your house if you throw it into GoogleEarth.

Fortunately, if your information does come up after following the steps above, you can click on the link below your information to have yourself removed (though it's said to take a couple days). If you care at all about your name, address, phone number, and a map of the area your residence is in being broadcast on the InterWeb for all to see (if they know your phone number), then you might want to get yourself removed. Otherwise, ignore this post.

I've been chronicling Google's efforts for world-takeover for some time now. This is yet another step in their quest to rule all of mankind. Some of the previous steps and/or notable moments are listed below:

Google Hearts YouTube

Google Hearts Nerds

Google Hearts TextMessaging

Google's Smorgasbord of World-TakeOver Services

1 comment:

T.a.c.D said...

well no results for me or my parents...