Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Two in the Bush, One in the CHENEY



Would YOU go hunting with this DUDE??? "They shooting...Ah Made you look!"

TOP TEN REASONS...Well, you'll figure it out!

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

6. "I love to shoot people"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"

LMAO! My favorites are numbers 10, 4, and 1. This is hilarious! There's even an online version of the Duck Hunt Nintendo game to go with it. Dag! People like ME have wayyyyy too much time on their hands.

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