First up is the front door. The address is 1006...(I ain't putting it ALL on the InterWeb people!)...If you play this number and win, I want 10%. No BULL!
Next is the living room. It has a nice bow/bay window (whatever the term is). This is probably my favorite room in the house.
This is where most people say "the magic happens". For me, it will probably just be where I get my sleep on :-( At least for the foreseeable future. So the only magic that'll be going down is me picking an outfit for work that actually matches before I go to bed.
Next up...The kitchen. Contrary to what most of you may think, I can actually cook. I've survived since 2000 cooking for myself! Honestly, I can cook a few things VERY WELL and I can cook a lot of stuff either bad or so that it's edibile. Either way, I'm alive and I haven't poisoned myself so I'll continue to cook. LOL. The best part of the kitchen is the dishwasher (formerly known as MY HANDS)!
The BATHROOM...AHHHHH! I feel relaxed already! This is the room where most of MY MAGIC will be happening. From getting "so fresh and so clean-clean" to thinking of my next blogposts to reading some soft-porn mag (j/k...I think) to brushing the crap out of my braces. This people, is the most IMPORTANT ROOM in the entire house. Don't get it twisted!
That's it for this episode of cribs. I refrained from showing other parts of the house because I was too d@mn lazy to take all those pictures this morning. But trust that there's a basement, 2 other bedrooms, 2 other bathrooms, a dining room, a backyard that's fenced in, and a pseudo-front yard. But most of you guys will see the crib at some point, right?
9 comments:
congrats.
Thanks!
Mike, don't nobody want to see your cheap aZZ huge house in B-more with the backyard, you piece of shYt! (hating...LOL) I got the fresh joint in Bowie after this Monday...we are gonna compete to have the house gatherings/parties. It's all about LOCATION...LOCATION...LOCATION!!! LOL.
Nah, congrats dogg! Can't wait to see it in person so I can hate even more...LOL.
Dane you funny! You can have all the gatherings at your joint man. I'm more than happy with that. You're closer to everybody than I am anyway. I'm on an island up here in SmaltiWhore. People don't be trying to come up here anyway (LOL).
I can have all the gatherings in the winter but when it gets hot you got the big backyard and the big fuggin' basement that you probably want to show off. You aint' gotta be rubbing it in peoples face and stuff MIKE. I just hope you don't have to dodge no bullets in your FENCED IN backyard you braggadocious piece of shYt!!! LMMFAO!
Braggin'! PLEASE! I could brag though if you like. But I'll save that for a face-to-face meeting (No Johnny Gill).
Man, I live in the city homie. My backyard is NOT big. It's big enough for me to have a nice get-together, but it's probably the same size as Osei's joint. And it's fully paved (no grass to cut) so you can park a couple cars back there.
You had me rollin' with that dodging bullets comment though. Because I know people probably think it's gonna be gully as hell (WIRE-ish) in my neighborhood. LOL.
Congrats homie!
Thank you!
Thank you! Dane, is that bragging?
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