Sunday, October 1, 2006

The worst thing you could let your young and impressionable teenage boy watch...

Well, maybe not THE WORST but definitely somewhere relatively close...



BALLIIIIINNNNNNNNNN'!!!!!!!!!

These dudes are HILARIOUS! So much to laugh at, so little time:

  1. They have on hunormous (humongous/enormous) suits
  2. They actually pantomime shooting a basketball shot when they scream "BALLIN!"
  3. Jimmy hit the Fresh Prince and Jazz hand smack joint
  4. Two words...Green SCREEN
  5. Jimmy doing push-ups with the girl on his back. Ooooooh! He's strong!
  6. For these guys to be such ballers and tough-guys, they sure do wear some tight-a$$ t-shirts
  7. If you've ever seen "Paid In Full", the movie, then you know what the "Dougie" is...And you know that Jimmy actually did that shyt in this video...LMAO!
  8. Second half of this double-video jump-off (shot out to BHill) they carry this bama out of the courtroom...In their arms!

This video epitomizes why the DIPSET sucks but at the same time, they are some of the most entertaining and ignorantly humorous guys in rap. Honestly, I didn't listen to one word of the actual verses. All I heard was "balllinnnn'" and "We flyyyy". Between these guys and Fiddy's mixtape comments I don't know what makes me laugh the most. In the words of Dave Chappelle impersonating Rick James: "THEY SHOULD NEVER GAVE YOU NIKKAS MONEY!"

I have to give it to these Harlem cats though man. They have a swagger that you might not like or find cool at all, but they are gonna "do them" regardless of what anyone thinks or says. Kind of a scary thought since these videos get actual airplay and this music gets solid promotion. Between this and the Chicken Noodle Soup...Nah, I won't even go there. I will go here though ("Imma get on some songs and TALK!").

By the way, this video below is probably the best you'll ever get from Jimmy. And if it weren't for the MikeJack sample and the video, it'd suck even more than it does (this is an alleged Jay-Z diss by the way):



One last thing...I WILL admit right here and right now that I will be randomly yelling out BALLIN' for the next two weeks and then laughing sadistically and profusely about it. Just an FYI...BALLLLIIIIINNNNNNN'!!!! I guess that makes me an impressionable adult then doesn't it?

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