Meanwhile, in life-threatening news...

In case we're all just not paying too much attention to it, I wanted to bring up the fact that North Korea is OH SO gangsta. Way more gangsta than Daz and Rick Ross by the way. Yeah, those boys in the picture to the L-E-F-T...Don't fugg around!

"threatening more nuclear tests and saying additional sanctions imposed on it would be considered an act of war, as nervous neighbors raced to bolster defenses"

By nervouse neighbors, they mean South Korea primarily.

"South Korea said it was making sure its troops were prepared for atomic warfare, and Japan imposed new economic sanctions to hit the economic lifeline of the communist nation's 1 million-member military, the world's fifth-largest."

Over the past few months I've noticed alot of political posturing by the U.S. and North Korea over North Korea's seemingly unfazable desire to test nuclear weapons. Why they are testing them...Maybe they plan on taking out the entire South Korea. At least that'd be my guess based on past events. And the U.S./UN/whoever has not been really successful at being able to stop North Korea from testing their nukes. In fact, North Korea is basically getting buck with the U.S. in particular through statements such as this:

"If the U.S. keeps pestering us and increases pressure, we will regard it as a declaration of war and will take a series of physical corresponding measures"

This is basically the bully in elementary school coming up to you, saying "If you even act like you don't like me, Imma steal you in your face!" So recognizing North Korea's infinite level of gangsterizm...We bytch up (which is probably the safest and smartest move actually) with this:

"Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said the United States would not attack North Korea, rejecting a suggestion that Pyongyang may feel it needs nuclear weapons to stave off an Iraq-style U.S. invasion."

The way this all looks to me is that North Korea either knows something the rest of us don't. Or they're trying to start some shyt the rest of us won't. So while we're all sitting back wondering why that first leaked track from Jay-Z is subpar or what's going on with Grey's Anatomy, LOST, or The WIRE. Or why the Redskins can't find consistency... We MIGHT want to consider the fact that North Korea is OH SO gangsta right now and not bashful about it in the least. Nagasaki or Hiroshima ring a bell anyone???



Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if our arrogantly intelligent a$$e$ got nuked. Not one bit. What goes around comes around and we've been bullying people through policy or through military for years (shot out to Cuba). I just wish 1) I lived a bit farther away from DC, and 2) lived farther away from an oceanic coastline. If things keep going the way they are, pretty soon it'll be time to find a job in Iowa. And a nice corn-fed country bumpkin to sip strawberry daiquiri's with (you know it's gonna be a lil hotter once the nuke drops).