I couldn't help but crack the hell up when reading the snippet below of a blogpost my co-worker sent me. The title of the blogpost was "The 10 NFL Players Most Likely To Be Gay, Part I"
Donovan McNabb made #4 on the list and here's the justification.
"Every gay couple I’ve known (and I have known oceans of them) consists of a queen and a straight man. And McNabb takes that high, straight road so well. Why did TO dump him? I have a feeling McNabb’s dickdo had something to do with it. What’s a dickdo, you ask? Well, it’s when your belly sticks out further than your dickdo."
So with that said, the word for the day is dickdo (no johnnycakes). This is almost as funny as bootydo (also known as the Baltimore sixpack or the Bmore pouch among me and my friends).