Friday, August 4, 2006

Ayo, I got some BROWN on my WHITE

Okay, this morning I woke up a little late due to Jazzy Summer Nights downtown in Bmore last night and also hanging out at GoodLove Bar. So I get up, decide what to wear while in the shower (this is becoming QUITE normal for me), and get dressed. On my way to work, I stopped at Starbucks for my Grande Caramel Machiato (does this make me Teh gay?). So I get to my job and I finally find a decent parking space, and when I get out of the car, what happens?

I hit my foot on the curb, scuff my shoe, AND spill two splashes of coffee on my all-white, linen-esque (ya'll like that one), DKNY metrosexual (urban buzz word, people seem to like those. i.e. - hipster, corner boy, etc.) jump-off. To state it plainly, MY SHIRT!



So I gotta dedicate the rest of this post to the Dipset movie in which CamRon got some "'red' on his 'pink'."

"Yo, I got some BROWN on my WHITE! Imma call B, see why he blow the whistle so much. He blow the whistle so much, that's prolly why I got this f*cking brown on my white!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What up Mike! Let me find out you came over to "our" neck of the woods for the infamous "Jazzy Summer Nights" I'm sorry I missed it...but it was just too, too, hott! Holla! Jess

Anonymous said...

What's up! Hot is right! I was hot as 3 hells out there. I will not be going next month if it's that hot again. By the way, I live in Bmore...Well, Parkville anyway.